School For The Environmentally Disadvantaged
September 17th, 2009 by ComputerBob
All right class, please take your seats.
I noticed that the parking lot is empty, but the bike racks are full.
I can see that most of you are wearing earth-friendly clothing made from corn husks, and shoes made from recycled milk cartons and banana peels.
I can also see that a few of you are wearing “green” wigs and toupees made from recycled grass clippings and used nylon stockings.
And the puddles on the floor tell me that some of you also brought drinks in cups made from recycled newsprint.
So let’s get started. Please turn on your cardboard computers.
I’m going to try to finish as quickly as possible, because another blizzard is on the way, and trust me — you’re going to want to get home before that happens.
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