This certifies that

ComputerBob

was strapped into a cabled harness attached to a tall tower,
lifted 180 feet to the top of another tower hundreds of feet away, and dropped,
at which time he swung back and forth at 80 miles per hour, only 6 feet off the ground,
on the RipCord^® at ValleyFair Amusement Park on

Saturday, July 3, 1999, at 5:10 PM

He is now a lifetime member of the Fraternity of Death